The Captain can Crunchatize me anytime.

2007-07-16T13:00:00.000-07:00

I think if Jesus had a flavor he would taste like Captain Crunch, its just that awesome. I think this comic from The Perry Bible Fellowship shows just how awesome he is.

Life Cereal? More like "Death" Cereal.

2007-04-30T16:15:00.000-07:00

So apparently Mikey likes Life Cereal, however I am pretty certain that he must have been suffering from a mild concussion when he dug into his bowl. No one in there right mind can claim to enjoy sitting down to a bowl of Life unless they had bit smashed in the head with a brick first. Okay, now before you get up all on me yes Life is good but not as a cereal. Generally when you eat cereal, its the combination of milk and cereal that make it a delicious meal. Herein lies the problem with Life, if you eat Life raw like some sort of snack mix its fine and dandy. Once milk and Life mix however, you set in motion events that basically ruin your meal. Essentially it works like this, once milk touches Life its a race against time to eat the entire bowl in less that 20 seconds. If you say, forget your spoon and go to get one, you might as well go and dump your bowl down the sink cause the Life has turned into some sort of horrific afterbirth. Whats even worse is that say you manage to finish a bowl before Life becomes a soggy ruin of disgust, you can't even drink the milk because it has become a fine layer of mush due to the Life particles that were broken off of other pieces in your mad dash for flavor. Overall though, Life is okay as long as it never comes in contact with milk, its like the mogwai of cereal and isn't having the synergy of milk and cereal why your eating cereal in the first place?

Cereal Killer

The Captain can Crunchatize me anytime.

Life Cereal? More like "Death" Cereal.